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" INTERVIEWER: If you weren't involved in music and you could choose a career, what would you do?
PEP: Bedsides jail? Outside of music I spend most of my time street racing and restoring old houses in New Orleans. I had been doing that since I was 15 years old. Now it's to the point where I can buy the house myself and do them the way they should be done. I try to restore them to the way they would have been constructed. None of this Home Depot !@#$. It's done period style and that's it, the way it should have been done. It's made me more money than the music industry has. "




"INTERVIEWER: What's your opinion of the Internet and what kind of an impact do you think it's made on the industry?
PEP: I think it's a great tool. I can email my buddy and tell him to save me a bag of weed."


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*chuckles* Yah bless the internet.

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[sign in to see URL] are we going down to NOLA to buy a house? So that he can renovate it? Nekkid?

Soon?

My schedule can be cleared like THAT, yo.


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quote:

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[sign in to see URL] are we going down to NOLA to buy a house? So that he can renovate it? Nekkid?

Soon?

My schedule can be cleared like THAT, yo.



This? Is going to sound VERY mean. But. *shrugs* !@#$ it. Never said I wasn't an evil !@#$.

Property value right now in NOLA? Gotta be at an all time low, yah? Perfect time to buy, chica.

Heh heh heh.

Shuddup.

I only speak the truth.

And? While I'm speaking the truth? Lemme drop off some more giggle-worthy Keenan Quotes:

PEP: Oh we use to ask for socks on our rider.

INTERVIEWER: [Laughs]. Why socks?

PEP: Socks and underwear cause we’d never take a shower. We just said !@#$ it; one day we’ll get socks, the next underwear, that way we never had to change clothes. !@#$ rotten ass blue jeans, black T-shirts, sitting in some stinky van, new socks & new underwear and you’re good to go for a couple of months


That one kinda goes hand in hand with your "pants" post Jilly. At least the boy was changing his underwear when he was wearing those stank ass pants. Heh



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Didn't know that Pep is so funny.. Hello buddy!!! emoticon *grin*

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Another funny Pepper quote:


INTERVIEWER: So, on that note, I have a question. You are good friends with Zakk and the Pantera Boys, right? So, I was wondering if you too used a penis pump like they do?

PEP: Penis pump? What the !@#$? They use penis pumps?

INTERVIEWER: Yes they do. Said it worked too.

PEP: I ain't using a penis pump! You have got to be kidding? But then again, what do I know. I never used one. Maybe they are on to something, but I don't think I will try one.

INTERVIEWER: Well, then what do you do on the road for fun?

PEP: It's not a penis pump! But, I was on tour and we were in New York City. I had been out all night partying and was pretty fucked up! Went back to the hotel room and flipped on the TV to find a porn station, but they didn't have any. Can you believe that? No porn channel, anyway, I had already read through all the porn magazines, so that was no good. Then I got this bright idea. I got one of those 900-!@#$-me numbers out of the magazine and called it. These girls are damn good at their job. I was calling these numbers for about three hours, then I passed out. The next day the manager comes banging on the door about these calls. I tossed around my clothes and made it look like someone had tossed the place. I told him that I just got in and that someone must have broke in. I said I was missing stuff and that is who must have made those calls. He had no choice but to believe it. That was !@#$ funny!

PEP: Oh wait. There was that time that we were all so fucked up and one of the road crew got this chick on the bus. We were spying on him and this girl, laughing our asses off. They were on the back of the bus, kinda going at it. We could hear them talking and she told him to take off his rings, that they hurt and he said "Baby, that's not rings, that's my watch!" We were rolling on the ground! Some of these chicks can be pigs!




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I? Can just picture Pepper's face being all: emoticon at the "Penis Pump" question.

Awww!

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Omg that man is funnah as hell yo. The ding ding pump bit had me rollin'... but between "The Pants" thing and the rest of that talk I'm all... emoticon

What do you say to all of us going and giving him a sponge bath. Maybe first we should hose him down. Power wash perhaps? With bleach?

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Lemme just tell ya'all .... he dont need a penis pump ....


Hehehehehehehehehehehehe .....
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omg thats brilliant i love it a penis pump! i can just image peps face emoticon so funny emoticon

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