Petalouda8
Registered: 04-2005
Location: Between Het & Pep. Nekkid.
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Re: Funny Pepper
Another funny Pepper quote:
INTERVIEWER: So, on that note, I have a question. You are good friends with Zakk and the Pantera Boys, right? So, I was wondering if you too used a penis pump like they do?
PEP: Penis pump? What the !@#$? They use penis pumps?
INTERVIEWER: Yes they do. Said it worked too.
PEP: I ain't using a penis pump! You have got to be kidding? But then again, what do I know. I never used one. Maybe they are on to something, but I don't think I will try one.
INTERVIEWER: Well, then what do you do on the road for fun?
PEP: It's not a penis pump! But, I was on tour and we were in New York City. I had been out all night partying and was pretty fucked up! Went back to the hotel room and flipped on the TV to find a porn station, but they didn't have any. Can you believe that? No porn channel, anyway, I had already read through all the porn magazines, so that was no good. Then I got this bright idea. I got one of those 900-!@#$-me numbers out of the magazine and called it. These girls are damn good at their job. I was calling these numbers for about three hours, then I passed out. The next day the manager comes banging on the door about these calls. I tossed around my clothes and made it look like someone had tossed the place. I told him that I just got in and that someone must have broke in. I said I was missing stuff and that is who must have made those calls. He had no choice but to believe it. That was !@#$ funny!
PEP: Oh wait. There was that time that we were all so fucked up and one of the road crew got this chick on the bus. We were spying on him and this girl, laughing our asses off. They were on the back of the bus, kinda going at it. We could hear them talking and she told him to take off his rings, that they hurt and he said "Baby, that's not rings, that's my watch!" We were rolling on the ground! Some of these chicks can be pigs!
I? Can just picture Pepper's face being all: at the "Penis Pump" question.
Awww!
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11/16/2005, 10:50 am
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